Desi In Toronto

April 24, 2007

Who In Their Right Mind, Want Something Like This?

Filed under: Ideas — agsharma @ 9:45 pm

Just what the world needs……an alarm clock that doesn’t shut up!! 

The alarm clock that runs away and hides when you don’t wake up. Clocky gives you one chance to get up. But if you snooze, Clocky will jump off of your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide. Clocky is kind of like a misbehaving pet, only he will get up at the right time.

Check out the featuers…..

  • Set your snooze time, 0-9 min
  • Snooze once before he runs away
  • Choose 0 and he runs right away
  • Can jump from up to 3 feet
  • Moves on wood and carpet
  • Press snooze to view time at night
  • Screen flashes when beeping/running
  • Alarm beeps in random pattern
  • Clocky is small: 5.25″ x 3.5″ x 3.5″
  • Want him to stay put? Disable wheels.
  • Early low battery warning
  • Colors: almond white, aqua and mint and soon in mustard orange!

So, this isn’t just an alarm clock, but also an irritating machine. Do you know what I would do if I was woken up by the clock after a bad night? E.g. after a fight with my wife I go to bed thinking let me get a little sleep out of the night and lo and behold, at 5:30am, the clock goes off and doesn’t let me turn it off…….I would tear off the floors and break the furniture if I couldn’t find it. Nope, this is a bad idea!!! At least for me.

April 21, 2007

Big Brother

Filed under: Uncategorized — agsharma @ 11:02 pm

Hey George Orwell, your dream is coming true.

“Talking” CCTV cameras that tell off people dropping litter or committing anti-social behaviour are to be extended to 20 areas across England.

They are already used in Middlesbrough where people seen misbehaving can be told to stop via a loudspeaker, controlled by control centre staff.

When I read the book 1984 by George Orwell, one of the most frightening things in the book was the talking camera. The fact that as I type this, some fucking bureaucrat is looking at me and telling me to sit straight and not drink beer as it may affect the quality of the post, is truly frightening. I think this is a bad idea.

I am still on the fence as far as CCTV’s are concerned but a “talking” CCTV…..uh, uh….no way.

Outsourcing Delimas

Filed under: Uncategorized — agsharma @ 10:45 pm

I don’t get it. Outsourcing is a really bad word here in North America. Politicians are heavily involved in this matter, particularly in the USA. And I have seen a couple of people whose job has been outsourced and how it hits them so badly especially being told that their job is being done by someone else for half the pay.

But then you come across this news,

The rush by companies, particularly of the high-tech persuasion, to apply for H-1B visas for next year has officially come to an end–only one day after it began.

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services said Tuesday that it had received 150,000 applications as of Monday afternoon for the controversial work permits, which allow foreigners with a bachelor’s degree in their area of specialty to be employed in the United States for up to six years.

That’s more than enough applications to meet the cap for the fiscal year 2008 crop of visas, which is currently 65,000, so USCIS said it would be accepting no more petitions.

So, 65, 000 jobs in the US were filled at the snap of the finger. 150,000 jobs requests were applied for by the US industry. My question is, why the big hullabaloo? If 150,000 jobs are requested by the US industry, why cannot they be filled by employees currently in the US? Don’t the politicians know this? Of course they do. My theory is that this is a very easy bird to skin. A person who has lost a job here in North America can easily be pushed and prodded into giving up his/her vote as long as they hear the right words by the current opposition weasel. Do these downsized people get jobs? No. Not everyone does. But the way politicians cry and moan about “lost opportunities” to another nation, it seems like the streets of every North American city is filled with unemployed white collar workers.

April 14, 2007

The Question Of Piracy

Filed under: Music — agsharma @ 9:38 am

Here is another thing that really riles me.

As declared by the esteemed RIAA and it’s sister concern here in Canada, downloading music is illegal. Their argument centers within the idea that music created by artists is copyrighted and owned by RIAA and it’s affiliates. How this situation came about, I will leave it to the experts to
decipher. But I still have a hard time understanding how the artists sometimes have to thank a company for letting them use the lyrics even though the artist has written them.

Anyway, here is my justification for downloading music. Keep in mind that I listen to mostly Indie artists and classic rock.

First of all, I agree with the fact that downloading music is definitely detrimental to the artists. By downloading an album from the Internet free of charge, you are denying actual money flowing to the creators of the music you enjoy. But the cold hard reality is that barring the U2s, the Bob Dylans and The Pink Floyds, most of the artists do not really see much money from the sales of their albums, let alone their singles. The reason are multitude but one really stands out.

The cost of the album is built is such a way that new or not so well known artists will see only a small part of return from the actual sale of the album. After the distribution and copyright costs are stripped, the artist may see only 10 cents to a dollar in return. So, if I download an album without paying, I am actually stealing only a small part of what the artist should actually be getting. I know I am the kettle calling the pot black but excuse me, the pot is WAAAAY blacker than I am. RIAA should first restructure it’s finances before it starts to make examples of people like me. Moreover, the more RIAA tries the go on the offensive and attack people, more innovative ways will come to surface for people to share music. They are fighting a losing battle.

Another aspect of “buying” an album that I fail to comprehend is the multiple formats that I have had to purchase for the same album.

E.g. Dark Side Of The Moon is a must have album in everyone’s collection. The first time my dad brought the album it was in an LP format. After a few years with the advent of walkman and tape recorders, we purchased a cassette format of the album. After a few years we purchased a CD player and, of course, we purchased Dark Side Of The Moon CD. After I moved out of the house, I could not take the CD with me as my mom and dad listened to it every now and then. In those days (early 90’s) CD writers were not the norm that they are now. Since I was a big fan of the album, I too eventually paid money for another CD.

So, for those keeping count, we paid 4 times for the same album. So at this stage if I loose my CD or it is destroyed somehow, what am I supposed to do? Pay for the album again? No fucking way!!! Especially now that DRM is the norm on legitimate music, there would be no way for me to put the album on my iPod, on my CD for my car, on my computer at work and on my lap top. Sorry, there is no way I am going to pay more money for this album.

As for my justification for downloading albums that I have not paid for, here it is :

Let me take the example of Sonic Youth. I had heard of this band before but after looking at the price of each CD (at around USD 25 per CD), there was no way I was going to “try” to sample and then decide. They have released more than a dozen CD over the course of 25 odd years. At USD 25 each we are looking at around USD 300 for all their work. No, thank you.

Recently I came across and downloaded all the albums of Sonic Youth with the expectation that I will probably like a few numbers and discard the rest. But their music just blew me away. And, GASP, I did not pay a cent for any of the songs that I have come to love and listen to number of times during any given time frame. So, I stole a large amount of money from the band.

Well….errrr…..No. That’s not the way I think of it….although a jury might think of it as stealing.

As I explained earlier, Sonic Youth would have seen very little of the money I paid for the music. But after listening to the full arsenal of the most amazing music, what they have gained is a fan. A fan who is willing to spend the CAD 100 required for their concerts (the band would see a larger part of the dollar from a concert rather than a sale of their album), a fan who has willing to buy their books, their art and other merchandise that they sell (and yes, I have bought a few items). And I don’t feel so bad about it because this how the bands really make their money.

But the strangle hold that the RIAA and it’s affiliates has over them, they really have no choice in how they would like their music to reach their fans.

Here are some links to go through :

1) The Problem With Music - By Steve Albini
2) Courtney Love Does Math - Courtney Love
3) The Internet Debacle - Janis Ian

April 13, 2007

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid

Filed under: Uncategorized — agsharma @ 11:23 pm

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Women civil servants in India have expressed shock at new appraisal rules which require them to reveal details of their menstrual cycles.

Under the new nationwide requirements, female officials also have to say when they last sought maternity leave.

Women civil servants say the questions are a gross invasion of privacy. One told the BBC she was “gobsmacked”.

Thank god that this stupid idea was dropped. I am still trying to figure out - WHY?

April 10, 2007

The Question Of Colour In Canadian Military

Filed under: Uncategorized — agsharma @ 9:35 pm

With yesterday’s news of death of 6 Canadian soldiers, the question of the Afghanistan Mission has again sprung on to the front pages of our collective consciousness. And with outpouring of grief and sadness of this irreplaceable loss, anger and blame trickle out too. I usually just ignore this kind of anger because I can understand that sometimes people need an outlet for their frustrations. And, invariably, upon reflection these people are usually repentant. But I will not let this kind of statement go unanswered :


“Why is it that when we see the pictures of dead Americans, we see Latinos,
Blacks etc but when we see the pictures of dead Canadians, we see only white
faces. Immigrants come to this country they had better serve instead of
banking on us to protect them”.

Only a very ignorant and a stupid person will say such a thing. I have tried it my best to ignore such people in my life (yes, as a brown person living in Canada, I have come across such people) but this comment really rattled me and I wanted to put my opinion out there in the blogosphere stating a different perspective than our ignorant friend. Keep in mind that my perspective is that of a South Asian.

Immigration to Canada really took off in the 70’s and 80’s. Now it is a steady 200,000 odd immigrants to Canada every year. The families that moved to Canada back in the 70’s and 80’s were predominantly from the middle class or the farmer class from India. This section of the India population has very strong military tradition. But those people that migrated to Canada had absolutely no military background. I have met people like those in India and they do not like the military nor do they want their children to serve in it. The children of such parent were required to become doctors, engineers or lawyers. Military and policing was NOT for them OR for their kids.

When these people came to Canada, they, unfortunately, bought these attitudes with them. Therefore, you will see no sons and daughters from the 1st generation migrant children in the police or in the military. Even in the 2nd generation you will not see people of colour in the military service because the patriarch of the family generally has a say in matter of children’s lives.

And that’s the reason why there are no or very few migrants in the military. It’s simply a matter of “following your parents’ wishes”. These kids did not realise that to actively participate in military services of Canada is not only an honourable step but also a very helpful step.

Moreover, I have seen that military service in Canada is viewed more as “what my father did or what my grandfather did” and “what my children will do” kind of a service. And that’s how it is in England. No one is lining up to join the military because it is an excellent opportunity for the kids but rather because it runs in the family. And until the migrants are taught that the option of military is actually a really good one, they will stay away from it in droves. And that’s where educating the migrants has failed. Most of the migrants I meet or hang around with would not even consider military or police as an option for themselves and, definitely, not for their kids.

I, for one, would be very proud of my daughter, if she told me she wanted to serve for her country - Canada. I would be scared shit-less for the rest of my life but I would be proud.

April 3, 2007

Why Is She There?

Filed under: Uncategorized — agsharma @ 9:46 pm

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US astronaut Sunita Williams is set to run the Boston Marathon … in space.

Williams is in the middle of a six- or seven-month rotation aboard the International Space Station (ISS). She may in fact break the record for the longest stay in space by a US astronaut because it is not certain when a shuttle will launch to pick her up.

The 41-year-old will run the 42.2-kilometre (26.2-mile) race on the station’s treadmill on 16 April and will circle the Earth at least twice during the event, putting her speed relative to Earth far above the other entrants.

Ok, this is either a part of a secret experiment or she has absolutely nothing else to do up there. Running in space? What’s next? Who can hold the lotus pose (yoga) the longest? Isn’t this akin to golfing on the moon? That was the lowest point in NASA’s history of exploration of space. And I refuse to believe that NASA officials did not know that an astronaut carrying golf clubs in the lunar module.

OK, am just ranting needlessly. Good luck to Sunita.

Ten of the best April Fool’s Day hoaxes

Filed under: Social Studies — agsharma @ 9:37 pm

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This is really funny. Where is the art of pranks…..oh right, it exists, on Youtube.com. Here are a couple of my favourites.


— In 1977, British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement for the 10th anniversary of San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semicolon-shaped islands. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the two main islands, named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse.

— Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth’s gravity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation.

April 2, 2007

Harper’s Promises

Filed under: Conservaties — agsharma @ 9:20 pm

How many times will Harper and his government disappoint his voters? Here is another let down by the conservatives.

The Tories announced a $900-million aid package for Canada’s defence and aerospace industry, with most of the money going to businesses in the politically key province of Quebec.

The money, to be spent over five years, will go to research and development under the Strategic Aerospace and Defence Initiative, a repayable contribution program.

The surprise is not that the subsidies are being moved to Quebec. The surprise is (or is it really?) the fact that the Conservatives have renegaded on another election promise :


i) The Conservative Party favours reducing subsidies to for-profit businesses. We believe it will be possible to not only reduce, but eventually to eliminate subsidies to for-profit businesses by focusing on improving overall economic growth through facilitating competition, improving productivity, streamlining regulation and fostering innovation in concert with free and fair trade agreements.

And, yet again, politics takes the upper hand!!

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