Desi In Toronto

March 27, 2008

Oh This Is Absolutely Sh*t

Filed under: Internet — agsharma @ 9:50 pm

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Rogers Communications Inc. is gearing up to make Internet use more expensive for consumers who have a penchant for chewing up bandwidth by downloading movies or playing video games online.

Bandwidth hogs who exceed their allotted limits on Rogers’s networks will face service-fee penalties of up to $5 a gigabyte, to a maximum of $25 a month.

I download movies and music heavily so I am definitely going to be affected. I don’t like the idea of paying more money than the $50 a month that I am charged by Roger’s but if that’s the price that the Internet monopolies of Canada have decided then so be it. But what really bugs the doodie out of me is this

On Tuesday, it was revealed that Bell Canada is rolling out a new strategy that restricts certain types of online traffic on its own networks and those it provides to third-party ISP wholesalers.

Both Rogers and Bell employ “shaping” techniques that slow down some kinds of Internet activity – mostly peer-to-peer and torrent file-sharing traffic transmissions of large files such as videos – and give priority to other data.

What the f*ucking hell!!?! That means that not only do I have to pay top dollars for their ‘un-limited” bandwidth, I also have to be subjected to data filtering? This is absolute crap. So muc for net neutrality in Canada.

Does anyone know of any other company providing Internet connections beside Bell and Roger’s in Toronto?

March 26, 2008

That’s It………..

Filed under: Something I Found Funny — agsharma @ 9:17 pm

…………..I thought it would be a lot more……….

Tata, India’s biggest vehicle maker, is paying $2.3bn (£1.15bn) for the British brands after months of negotiations over price and supply relationships.

March 25, 2008

Oh Those Con-servatives In The Wind

Filed under: Conservaties — agsharma @ 7:13 pm

And then they wonder why they don’t win an outright majority……

OTTAWA — Next time you’re listening to your favourite radio phone-in show, those pro-Conservative opinions you hear from callers might not be as spontaneous as they sound.

Some of those apparently ad-libbed musings are actually being choreographed at the Conservative Party of Canada’s national headquarters.

For Conservative supporters, the process is as simple as 1-2-3.

Surf the party website. Type in your postal code. Click on a topic you’d like to discuss on the radio.

And the website spits out the times, phone numbers, and names of local talk shows to call — along with a handy list of good things to say about the Conservatives and bad things to say about their opponents. The website includes similar advice for letter-writers to newspapers.

The system has been in place for months but an Ottawa-area talk show host first raised it with listeners Tuesday after learning about it.

The Conservatives describe the practice as state-of-the-art politicking. A party spokesman said the practice offers enhanced transparency, and is used elsewhere in the world.

Would that practice be from….oh I don’t know….the USA? Hmmmm, Mr. Harper, did you steal another page from Boy George?

March 24, 2008

Superstitious Freaks Of India

Filed under: Religious Nonsence — agsharma @ 9:20 pm

From Reason magazine :

When a prominent Indian politician said her political opponents had put a black magic spell on her, one of India’s largest Hindu TV stations invited Indian rationalist Sanal Edamaruku to debate black magic shaman Pandit Surinder Sharma on science and religion. That’s where it got interesting:

During the discussion, the tantrik showed a small human shape of wheat flour dough, laid a thread around it like a noose and tightened it. He claimed that he was able to kill any person he wanted within three minutes by using black magic. Sanal challenged him to try and kill him.

The tantrik tried. He chanted his mantras (magic words): “Om lingalingalinalinga, kilikili….” But his efforts did not show any impact on Sanal – not after three minutes, and not after five. The time was extended and extended again. The original discussion program should have ended here, but the “breaking news” of the ongoing great tantra challenge was overrunning all program schedules.

After nearly two hours, the anchor declared the tantrik’s failure. The tantrik, unwilling to admit defeat, tried the excuse that a very strong god whom Sanal might be worshipping obviously protected him. “No, I am an atheist,” said Sanal Edamaruku.

People of Indian origin are the most superstitious people on earth. We believe any stupid and silly thing that is told to us and if it is repeated a number of times, it becomes true. This is the reason why I detested my mother and mother-in-law trying to introduce a superstitious way to handle Rhea’s (my daughter) fear of monsters. The problem is that superstition is so ingrained in the Hindu mind that to flush it out would require more than stunts like the above. This stupid pundit will continue to leach off innocent people who will continue to believe what the pundit says and not what the evidence says.

March 16, 2008

Global Warming? What Global Warming?

Filed under: Global Warming — agsharma @ 4:07 pm

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Glaciers are shrinking at record rates and many could disappear within decades, the U.N. Environment Program said Sunday.

Scientists measuring the health of almost 30 glaciers around the world found that ice loss reached record levels in 2006, the U.N. agency said.

UNEP warned that further ice loss could have dramatic consequences particularly in India, whose rivers are fed by Himalayan glaciers.

Just because it is a little colder than usual in Canada and US, it does not mean that global warming is not a fact. Oh, that’s right. If it’s not happening here, then it’s not happening anywhere. Isn’t that the motto of the western world?

What A Moron

Filed under: Safety — agsharma @ 4:02 pm

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A baby died after her father forgot to take her to day care Friday morning, officials told KPRC Local 2.

Houston police said the father discovered his mistake when he got to the day care at Crawford Street near Rosedale Street in southeast Houston Friday evening. He was there to pick up his 7-month-old daughter and her brother, who was taken to the facility separately.

Houston police Sgt. Robert Blain said, “He forgot about dropping her off and instead went directly to work at Rice University and parked in the parking lot over there. He returned around 5 p.m. to his car, drove back to pick up his son and his daughter at day care and upon arrival here at day care, discovered the 7-month-old infant was in the back of the car.”

I don’t care how sorry this guy is, it is, simply put, his fault that the baby died and the police should charge him for murder. I just don’t understand how the hell can you forget your kid in the car. What a moron.

March 14, 2008

Trent Reznor

Filed under: Music — agsharma @ 9:33 pm

The first time I heard his music was on the sound track of Natural Born Killers. I remember listening to the song burn (the video is not for the faint hearted) and feeling goosebumps all over me. Ever since I have been collecting Nine Inch Nails albums. My admiration for the guy went up a number of notches when he said this at a concert :

He totally recoganises what is wrong with the music industry. Their business model that’s worked for a few decades is failing and failing miserably. Instead of helping the fans of music and assist them in their passion, the music industry is alienating their consumers and then they wonder why they are loosing out on sales. Radiohead showed what a popular band could accomplish by bypassing music labels.

Reznor tried the a similar formula (I believe he tried this before but without the Nine Inch Nails brand name) with his new album titled Ghosts with a key difference. The album is in four parts. The first part is free for download, a kind of sampler (which Reznor put on The Pirate Bay) . Then there are tiers. You could download the entire album for $5 or you could get a set of CDs and download for $10. Or you could pay $75 which includes download, CDs, data CD, a DVD and a blue-ray DVD. Or you could have taken the limited option worth $300 which is now sold out.

So, I did what was expected. I first sampled the first CD and absolutely loved it. I then went back to the site and paid $5 and downloaded the rest of the album which I have listened to atleast 10 times in the last 5 days.

Why oh why can’t the music industry listen to us, the fans. I would be willing to part my dollars for a product that I think is worth it and not moan later about getting ripped off. That’s why I had stopped purchasing music in the traditional way. I sample (from torrents and myspace) and then I may or may not make a purchase. If the purchase is out of my reach, I make no attempt to buy the music. If RIAA or CRIA want to pursue a case against us fans for not buying their product (and lets not kids ourselves, the artists (especially the no bands with little or no recognition) have no control over their products once it leaves their hands), they are only hurting themselves in the process.

March 10, 2008

Oh Come On…..Stop Already!!

Filed under: About Me — agsharma @ 9:47 pm

Third OneSecond OneFirst One

March 7, 2008

Bubbles….All Mine

Filed under: Moronic Mainstream — agsharma @ 2:01 pm

I wonder if his bubble has been  burst by now…..Omar, dude, this is why I cannot stand this guy…..

ps : Omar, you have got to start posting again.

March 4, 2008

A Short Story By Issac Asimov

Filed under: Sci Fi — agsharma @ 9:06 pm

This is why I love Asimov :

The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five-dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way: Alexander Adell and Bertram Lupov were two of the faithful attendants of Multivac. As well as any human beings could, they knew what lay behind the cold, clicking, flashing face — miles and miles of face — of that giant computer. They had at least a vague notion of the general plan of relays and circuits that had long since grown past the point where any single human could possibly have a firm grasp of the whole.

Multivac was self-adjusting and self-correcting. It had to be, for nothing human could adjust and correct it quickly enough or even adequately enough. So Adell and Lupov attended the monstrous giant only lightly and superficially, yet as well as any men could. They fed it data, adjusted questions to its needs and translated the answers that were issued. Certainly they, and all others like them, were fully entitled to share in the glory that was Multivac’s.

For decades, Multivac had helped design the ships and plot the trajectories that enabled man to reach the Moon, Mars, and Venus, but past that, Earth’s poor resources could not support the ships. Too much energy was needed for the long trips. Earth exploited its coal and uranium with increasing efficiency, but there was only so much of both.

But slowly Multivac learned enough to answer deeper questions more fundamentally, and on May 14, 2061, what had been theory, became fact.

The energy of the sun was stored, converted, and utilized directly on a planet-wide scale. All Earth turned off its burning coal, its fissioning uranium, and flipped the switch that connected all of it to a small station, one mile in diameter, circling the Earth at half the distance of the Moon. All Earth ran by invisible beams of sunpower.

Seven days had not sufficed to dim the glory of it and Adell and Lupov finally managed to escape from the public functions, and to meet in quiet where no one would think of looking for them, in the deserted underground chambers, where portions of the mighty buried body of Multivac showed. Unattended, idling, sorting data with contented lazy clickings, Multivac, too, had earned its vacation and the boys appreciated that. They had no intention, originally, of disturbing it.

They had brought a bottle with them, and their only concern at the moment was to relax in the company of each other and the bottle.

“It’s amazing when you think of it,” said Adell. His broad face had lines of weariness in it, and he stirred his drink slowly with a glass rod, watching the cubes of ice slur clumsily about. “All the energy we can possibly ever use for free. Enough energy, if we wanted to draw on it, to melt all Earth into a big drop of impure liquid iron, and still never miss the energy so used. All the energy we could ever use, forever and forever and forever.”

Lupov cocked his head sideways. He had a trick of doing that when he wanted to be contrary, and he wanted to be contrary now, partly because he had had to carry the ice and glassware. “Not forever,” he said.

“Oh, hell, just about forever. Till the sun runs down, Bert.”

“That’s not forever.”

“All right, then. Billions and billions of years. Ten billion, maybe. Are you satisfied?”

Lupov put his fingers through his thinning hair as though to reassure himself that some was still left and sipped gently at his own drink. “Ten billion years isn’t forever.”

“Well, it will last our time, won’t it?”

“So would the coal and uranium.”

“All right, but now we can hook up each individual spaceship to the Solar Station, and it can go to Pluto and back a million times without ever worrying about fuel. You can’t do that on coal and uranium. Ask Multivac, if you don’t believe me.

“I don’t have to ask Multivac. I know that.”

“Then stop running down what Multivac’s done for us,” said Adell, blazing up, “It did all right.”

“Who says it didn’t? What I say is that a sun won’t last forever. That’s all I’m saying. We’re safe for ten billion years, but then what?” Lupow pointed a slightly shaky finger at the other. “And don’t say we’ll switch to another sun.”

There was silence for a while. Adell put his glass to his lips only occasionally, and Lupov’s eyes slowly closed. They rested.

Then Lupov’s eyes snapped open. “You’re thinking we’ll switch to another sun when ours is done, aren’t you?”

“I’m not thinking.”

“Sure you are. You’re weak on logic, that’s the trouble with you. You’re like the guy in the story who was caught in a sudden shower and who ran to a grove of trees and got under one. He wasn’t worried, you see, because he figured when one tree got wet through, he would just get under another one.”

“I get it,” said Adell. “Don’t shout. When the sun is done, the other stars will be gone, too.”

“Darn right they will,” muttered Lupov. “It all had a beginning in the original cosmic explosion, whatever that was, and it’ll all have an end when all the stars run down. Some run down faster than others. Hell, the giants won’t last a hundred million years. The sun will last ten billion years and maybe the dwarfs will last two hundred billion for all the good they are. But just give us a trillion years and everything will be dark. Entropy has to increase to maximum, that’s all.”

“I know all about entropy,” said Adell, standing on his dignity.

“The hell you do.”

“I know as much as you do.”

“Then you know everything’s got to run down someday.”

“All right. Who says they won’t?”

“You did, you poor sap. You said we had all the energy we needed, forever. You said ‘forever.’

It was Adell’s turn to be contrary. “Maybe we can build things up again someday,” he said.

“Never.”

“Why not? Someday.”

“Never.”

“Ask Multivac.”

“You ask Multivac. I dare you. Five dollars says it can’t be done.”

Adell was just drunk enough to try, just sober enough to be able to phrase the necessary symbols and operations into a question which, in words, might have corresponded to this: Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?

Or maybe it could be put more simply like this: How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

Multivac fell dead and silent. The slow flashing of lights ceased, the distant sounds of clicking relays ended.

Then, just as the frightened technicians felt they could hold their breath no longer, there was a sudden springing to life of the teletype attached to that portion of Multivac. Five words were printed: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

“No bet,” whispered Lupov. They left hurriedly.

By next morning, the two, plagued with throbbing head and cottony mouth, had forgotten the incident.

I urge you to read the rest. The ending is amazing.

March 2, 2008

Gotta Love The Onion!!

Filed under: Something I Found Funny — agsharma @ 9:38 pm

Annoying Co-Workers

Filed under: Religious Nonsence — agsharma @ 8:03 pm

I wonder how I would react if this happens to me?

One of my colleagues is a fervently religious woman who is not content practising her faith on her own time, but instead interrogates her co-workers in their cubicles and preaches to them. On one occasion she followed me on my lunch break to a shoe store and chastised me for “shopping again.”

I don’t think she’s a bad person, but for some reason she seems to feel it’s okay to make her co-workers’ personal habits and lives part of her personal crusade. And she’s not the only one. I would say her behaviour is the norm rather than the exception.

I am not aggressively anti-religious but if someone questions me about religion, I don’t beat about the bush explaining why I think religion is what destroys societies and how whenever i hear someone talk about religion, I just want to go get hammered. This is probably why I have never got a sermon from anyone.

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